Once upon a time, there were two Stray Dogs called Alex Grayson and Garry Wonfor. They played guitars, they sang beautifully and they wrote lovely songs.

One day, while Alex and Garry were out playing, they met a Zogonian Lizard called Lyndon J Connah. They played Lyndon some songs and he liked them very much.

When the sun had gone down, Lyndon took Alex and Garry to Zog to record their songs in his studio. He said "I’ve got some songs too and a nice voice. If you let me be in your group, I’ll get my friend, The Wizard of Zog, to turn us into superstars."

"Yes, yes!" shouted Alex, "Please tell him to make us pretty also".

"And handsome!" added Garry.

"And rich, with houses made of Bagooney-Pins and everything!" exclaimed Lyndon.

But the silly old Wizard had a very limited command of English and turned them into Three Blind Mice.

And they all lived happily ever after. Well, no they didn’t, but stuff it...